May 2007
4 posts
“ok… first of all.. YOUR A GIRL….. which means… you can’t...”
– Wannabe Halo 3 player on the Halo 3 Beta release delay
Neighborhood Watch
Lis: that reminds me of the time i accidently rode my bike past the partially demolished housing project @ midnight & saw 5 drug dealers on one block & possibly a drive-by shooting.
RM: possibly?
Lis: i think it might've been a PRE-drive-by.
RM: I think that kinda ruins the surprise of it.
Lis: not if you're inside or getting head from a prostitute behind a dumpster! not everyone had the exquisite vantage point of a vintage french roadbike fueled by unadulterated panic.
RM: So what you are really saying is that you were freaked out by a sketch area and "saw a car drive by a place".
Lis: with dark windows going slowly!
Lis: i'm sure there were even some negros inside!
RM: So drive by or prom date.
Lis: this was waaaay past prom season.
RM: Oh. Ok. then definitely Drive-by.
Lis: exactly!
Uncertain Principles: Many Worlds, Many Treats →
I’m sitting at the computer typing, when the dog bumps up against my legs. I look down, and she’s sniffing the floor around my feet intently. “What are you doing down there?” “I’m looking for steak!” she says, wagging her tail hopefully. “I’m pretty certain that there’s no steak down there,” I say. “I’ve never eaten...
