“ok… first of all.. YOUR A GIRL….. which means… you can’t drive, your stupid, you overreact to things, your too emotional, you have no coordination, you suck at video games, ur probably fat and ugly, o yea.. did i mention your too stupid to drive??
all this means… ~~YOUR OPINION DOESN’T COUNT~~
no girl is gonna tell me how to react to something like this… dumb Bi*ch”—Wannabe Halo 3 player on the Halo 3 Beta release delay
I’m sitting at the computer typing, when the dog bumps up against my legs. I look down, and she’s sniffing the floor around my feet intently. “What are you doing down there?” “I’m looking for steak!” she says, wagging her tail hopefully. “I’m pretty certain that there’s no steak down there,” I say. “I’ve never eaten steak at the computer, and I’ve certainly never dropped any on the floor.” “You did in some universe,” she says, still sniffing. I sigh. “I’m going to move the quantum physics books to a higher shelf, so you can’t reach them.”