“White People’s body temperatures do not operate on logical or consistent levels, and because of this white people are often forced to wear clothing combinations that might seem strange or illogical. One popular example is the performance vest which solves the age old problem of cold chest hot arms. ”—Stuff White People Like
OK, I know you have not seen my determined, dancing, preying mantis, cooking style before; and I know it’s fast and efficient and travels all over the place; but saying “You sure know where everything in your kitchen is.” makes you sound like an imbecile.
Aaaand, hopefully you do not see this until we can laugh about me calling you an imbecile.
We all know what a creative genious George Lucas was as a story teller, and we also know of his passion for history, which caused us to ask the question: “How much of Star Wars is influenced by real events in the past?”
“I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate.”— Ananova - Man ‘targeted by aliens’
The brain has a limited capacity for self-regulation, so exerting willpower in one area often leads to backsliding in others. The good news, however, is that practice increases willpower capacity, so that in the long run, buying less now may improve our ability to achieve future goals
I’m taking flickr updates off of tumblr because it’s causing double entries on friendfeed, and friendfeed seems like a more comprehensive way to aggregate updates. We now return you to the list of stuff I found.