April 2008
29 posts
“White People’s body temperatures do not operate on logical or consistent levels,...”
– Stuff White People Like
Apr 30th
“In general, B-plus students with a serious wise-ass streak.”
– Kevin Murphy, answering the question “How would you describe the general demographic of the show’s fans?”
Apr 25th
“fisting is all fun and games until someone loses a watch.”
– Twitter / warrenellis
Apr 25th
“The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn...”
– Jeremy Clarkson in a Corvette
Apr 25th
Apr 23rd
Because it needs to be said
OK, I know you have not seen my determined, dancing, preying mantis, cooking style before; and I know it’s fast and efficient and travels all over the place; but saying “You sure know where everything in your kitchen is.” makes you sound like an imbecile. Aaaand, hopefully you do not see this until we can laugh about me calling you an imbecile.
Apr 23rd
ifstarwarswasreal.com →
We all know what a creative genious George Lucas was as a story teller, and we also know of his passion for history, which caused us to ask the question: “How much of Star Wars is influenced by real events in the past?”
Apr 21st
“I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I...”
–  Ananova - Man ‘targeted by aliens’
Apr 21st
Duck Family Tree →
Apr 21st
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Apr 15th
McCain "Family Recipes" Lifted from the Food... →
Apr 15th
Apr 15th
cabel.name: Japan: Muscle Park & Ninja Warrior →
Apr 15th
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Apr 12th
interrobang - definition →
Apr 11th
Apr 10th
“The dictionary does not always keep abreast of the inventor. It cannot. Things...”
– 384 F2d 391
Apr 6th
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Apr 4th
So when Wall Mart is #1 they can set terms about content, but when iTunes is #1 they can’t get DRM free files to sell? Anyone else confused?
Apr 4th
Tighten Your Belt, Strengthen Your Mind - New York... →
The brain has a limited capacity for self-regulation, so exerting willpower in one area often leads to backsliding in others. The good news, however, is that practice increases willpower capacity, so that in the long run, buying less now may improve our ability to achieve future goals
Apr 3rd
Apr 3rd
http://tinyurl.com/2slf4p Those are some VERY orginized 3d graders.
Apr 2nd
Programming note
I’m taking flickr updates off of tumblr because it’s causing double entries on friendfeed, and friendfeed seems like a more comprehensive way to aggregate updates.  We now return you to the list of stuff I found.
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd
I guess I’m on twitter now. I’d really love to wanna feel some sort of way about that. Best practices still reccomend friendfeed.com/vortech
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd