August 2008
32 posts
July 2008
57 posts
WatchIt’s an earthquake! Take off your shirt!
Individually Packaged For Fierceness | You Are... →
“Monica Goodling is a horrible human being, and the fact that we haven’t spent the last year talking about how horrible a human being she is makes for an indictment of our entire system. Denying promotions to a lesbian? Taking an experienced anti-terrorism prosecutor off a case because his wife’s a Democrat? Watch the news for an hour tonight and count how many less consequential...
“What most people don’t know, however, is that Koko was an avid Mister...”
“Red Zinger was introduced in 1972, and nothing at Celestial Seasonings has been...”
– Red Zinger® Herbal Tea | Celestial Seasonings
“- “Barack Obama, the Democratic presidential nominee-to-be, has called for...”
– Sleeping Dragons and Lies | You Are Dumb
“Horatio Sans”
Least funny font ever.”
– Al Kennedy
Cake Wrecks →
Oh, hello, new favorite internet site.
“The results: Subjects in the high-dose vodka group zapped their nonexistent...”
– The Straight Dope: Does drinking gin make you mean? Can you get intoxicated quicker via alcohol enema?
Kurt Kastorf: I've probably told you, but when my brother worked for a production company he would get headshots of actors constantly along with screen plays.
So, a screen play from henson came in and it was full of headshots for Camilla.
WatchDomino’s Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source)
“I was thinking about the upcoming Batman movie, and I suddenly realized: Batman...”
– Alt Text: Grading Batman’s Gear
“30 days has September, April, June, and my uncle Phil, who gets out in November.”
– Fozzie Bear
“Immoral is doing a bad thing. Illegal is me with a tummy ache.”
– Sam Eagle
Major League Eating: The Game at Nintendo :: Games →
Whoa There, Friend!
New Yorkers try to swallow calorie sticker shock →
NY requires chain restaurants to put caloric labels on menus. Hilarity ensues.
“oh fuck! hobo saliva!”
– Jennie Law
Portal Ringtones - Audiko →
INC International Concepts® Embroidered Linen... →
What the hell is this? Hey, Jim. Come in. You must be tired after…wading here through a pond?
GWINNETT COUNTY: MARTA expansion rejected |... →
Grrr.
vote RAMBO for sheriff →
“It’s amazing to me that so many sedentary computer nerds are pumped to...”
– Twitter / Merlin Mann: It’s amazing to me that so …
“The Wire: Season 6 CORNERBOY (V.O.): I got dat Supa Unleaded wit Techroline, yo!...”
– Twitter / SeoulBrother: The Wire: Season 6 CORNERBO…
“I have good news and bad news for you.
The good news is I found your weevil!...”
– Double Fine Action Atom Feed
“The important thing is that you know your dog is made for swimming. Some breeds...”
– Sharon Harney
newsobserver.com | Ex-diplomat: Sex with teens OK... →
The story just keeps getting crazier as you read on.
King of the message boards
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1. EoinCleland
Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase.
Vagina dentata, ain't no passing craze...
2. Andrew Wheeler
It means 'no penis for the rest of your days'?
3. Peter Cooper
It's a problem free vasectomy?
A penis worth is worth $795,000, court rules →
(via elisabeth)
"1UP Mushroom" Mushroom Burger →
“A new study by researchers at the University of Colorado at Boulder, University...”
– Gentrification: Not Ousting the Poor? - TIME
“you can make a life longer, but you can’t save it
you can make a clone and then...”
– Oh My God - Michael Franti And Spearhead
Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script →
Human Mirror at Improv Everywhere →
cabel.name: Yay! Fireworks! →
