December 2009
34 posts
“They say you don’t want to know how legislation or sausage are made, but...”
– You Are Dumb.net
“For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak,...”
– Twitter / Tim Siedell
“Hold on a fucking minute. Africa? Africa is fucked NOW, let alone after the rest...”
– Margarita Movies: 2012: The Too-old-for-this-shit-in-chief
Poolga. iPhone and iPod Touch wallpapers for the... →
Panic Blog » What does “blue moon” really mean? →
Nice to see someone else comes home from trivia with homework.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon: The Abridged Script |... →
I’m going to be really disappointed if the next movie doesn’t have rapping Frankenstein monsters or chess-playing mummies or something.
Alan Sepinwall: Best of the '00s in TV →
Jersey Shore | Cracked.com →
In the first week alone, it seemed like Sweetheart and the Situation were sweethearts, and a romantic situation seemed to be developing, but then Sweetheart decided to complicate Situation’s situation by starting a new situation with Ronnie, Sweetheart’s allegedly preferred sweetheart. When the Situation found out, the situation started to spin out of control, when The Situation started spinning...
Paul and Storm » Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre →
Suddenly the boy was looking around like he heard something, his blue eyes looking everywhere, and it was sexy. He turned to go.
“Your name! You MUST tell me!” shouted Emily in a voice more confident than she’d ever felt in her ugly, stupid life.
“You can call me…Nightfin Daggarhart!”
Health Insurers Caught Paying Facebook Gamers... →
Paying people to act like political supporters is called “astroturfing,” because its fake grass-roots campaigning. So maybe this should be called Virtual astroturfing.
“Scientists are always “baffled,” never “intrigued,”...”
– Twitter / Fake AP Stylebook
Brilliant frequent flyer miles scheme →
hundreds of travelers recently discovered the mother of all frequent flyer schemes: buying legal-tender $1 coins from the US Mint with free shipping and paying for them with miles-offering credit cards. Take the coins to the bank, use them to pay off the credit card, and keep the miles. Brilliant.
MIT win DARPA's flashcrowd balloon-hunt comp • The... →
When Multi-Level Marketing hit PlayWorld gaming…
“OK, so this is total crap, We sit the kids down to watch ‘The Charlie...”
– - RUSSELL WISEMAN, mayor of Memphis suburb, Arlington, Tenn., writing on Facebook that President Obama deliberately timed his Afghanistan war speech to block the Christian message in a Christmas special scheduled at the same time
Friday, Dec. 04, 2009 - Quotes of the Day - TIME.com
(I added back...
Domino's Pulls Out of 'Jersey Shore' | TMZ.com →
“For the good of the nation, Tiger Woods must have a three-way with the Salahis,...”
– Sciencey Friday | You Are Dumb
“Name: Mike “The Situation”
Claim to Fame: Got his nickname because...”
– Meet the Cast of Jersey Shore - Gawker
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“Reed led Norwood by 758 votes out of a total of more than 83,000 cast – a margin...”
– Atlanta mayor: Reed maps plans, but Norwood not conceding | ajc.com
“Ok, Modern Warfare 2 co-op Special Ops was like being on a double date where you...”
– Twitter / Blair Butler
“With frustrations high and a robust sense of exactly what you own, moving is a...”
– Twitter / Scott Simpson
Stick Shifts Save Lives. - Winnipeg Free Press →
Or, at least cars.
