“Clearly we have to map this joke along the Leno Curve. Funny thing about the Leno Curve, it’s not technically a curve at all, just a function of laughs over time that remains perfectly flat and at an imaginary value.”—Comedy Calculus | You Are Dumb
"I’ll put it in writing: the best motion picture released last year was WALL-E. Like 2001 — which WALL-E pays significant homage to — it wasn’t even nominated for best picture. But it effectively couldn’t be nominated — and that’s the real crime. Instead, WALL-E was nominated for and awarded the prize for “best animated film”."
Only a culinarily-illiterate damnyankee (one word) who can’t tell the difference between beans and greens would call the liquid left in the pot after cooking greens ”pot liquor” (two words) instead of ”potlikker” (one word) as yours did. And don’t cite Webster as a defense because he didn’t know any better either.
Sincerely, ZELL MILLER Lieutenant Governor State of Georgia